Getting my application ready to send to Luxembourg

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Here is everything I need to send to the Ministry of Justice.

Having finished the document hunt, I have started compiling the vital records for myself all the way back to my great-great-great grandparents into an organized binder. I am giving each document its own sleeve. On one side of the sleeve, I will slide in the document. On the reverse side, I will type and print explanations of each document. To ensure an expeditious application process, and because I’m anal-retentive and want this all to go well, I’m writing these description pages in English, French and German. Thankfully I still remember how to say simple words such as “birthday” and “great-grandmother” auf Deutsch, and Sarah has written the French part.

In addition to the documents, I’m writing a letter requesting a CERTIFICAT RELATIF A L’AIEUL LUXEMBOURGEOIS. Using InDesign, I’m designing a family tree to chart my relation to my Luxembourg ancestors. I will insert this after the letter requesting citizenship and before the documents.

I will then send the application binder to the following address TOMORROW.

Ministère de la Justice
Service de l’Indigénat
Centre Administratif Pierre Werner
L-2934 Luxembourg
LUXEMBOURG-KIRCHBERG (Europe)

And then?

I HAVE A PANIC ATTACK EVERY DAY UNTIL I RECEIVE SOMETHING IN THE MAIL FROM LUXEMBOURG.

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I have the certified copy of my passport; one more document to go

My passport currently contains zero stamps. Besides Canada and Mexico, I’ve never been anywhere in the world, though, when I talk about places, I sometimes trick people into thinking I’m well traveled.

Thinking I would study abroad, I purchased a passport during my college years. But with a double major, two minors and journalism classes, time, specifically time spent accumulating the necessary credit hours, dictated that I stay in the States.

But boy, am I glad I got my passport then. In order to obtain my dual-citizenship in Luxembourg, one must include in his or her application packet a certified copy of a U.S. passport. Had I not gotten my passport then, during the swelteringly hot Missoura summer of 2010, this application process would be extended another few months.

With my passport and photocopy in hand, I sprinted across K Street from my office building and met with Lori, an employee at Bank of America, who certified my copy.

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Now I only have one more document to include in my packet, which is the certified copy of my birth certificate. That’s currently 63 miles away in my parents’ van, on its way to D.C. with furniture for my new apartment.

Once I have the birth certificate in hand, I throw everything together, and then, with utter joy and excitement, I send the application from the post office in the basement of Union Station to the Ministry of Justice in Luxembourg.

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Celebrated Easter the Luxembourg way by being Catholic

I decided I would attend one of the Easter masses at the Basilica of the National Shrine to the Immaculate Conception. Why? As mentioned in a previous post, 95 percent of Luxembourg is Catholic. So I thought I’d continue my cultural immersion and check out the noon service at the Basilica.

The Basilica is gorgeous. I wanted to explore the alcoves and art, but the swarms of churchgoers prevented me from doing so. I’ll have to go back at an off time.

The Washington Brass Symphonic Quintet accompanied the choir. Callista Gingrich, the wife of former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich, is a member of the choir. Newt stood in the front row, and I saw him take communion when I was exiting the building; I usually take communion when I’m in service with the Catholic members of the extended Eischen clan, but today’s program had a stern message about non-Catholics taking communion that scared me away from participating.

The Archbishop of Washington, Cardinal Donald Wuerl, led the mass. He talked about his recent trip to Vatican City to elect Pope Francis.

Afterward, I got off the train at NoMa to buy a bucket of fried chicken and a $5 bottle of wine.

Now that’s what I call a classy way of celebrating the resurrection of Jesus.

Happy Easter, or, as they say in Luxembourg, Schéin Ouschteren!

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I inadvertently gave the Lucille Bleuth wink in this photo.

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I have all the documents I need (not really)

This is the giant binder in which I store all of my documents for this project.

This is the giant binder in which I store all of my documents for this project.

I’ve been trying my best to keep the subject of each post related to the Grand Duchy and not some other bizarre aspect of my life. But today, I can actually say that I have all the paperwork to apply for dual-citizenship … sort of.

I actually have two documents remaining. Sure, I just blatantly lied in the first paragraph, but whatever. Compared to how long it took to find everything, getting these two documents should be cake. All I need to request is a copy of my own freakin’ birth certificate, as well as a certified copy of my passport from the State Department; I’m assuming the processing period for this passport copy request isn’t too long, but I could be completely wrong. Could any of the followers of this blog let me know how long this took for them?

For followers of this blog who are also at this stage or will be soon, here is a link to the information page on how to obtain a certified copy of a passport from the Department of State.

But once I finally, finally, FINALLY get these two documents, I can send everything into the Ministry of Justice.

In other news, I’m moving into a new place in Washington. English Basement on E Street, here I come. It’ll be nice not having mice scurrying on top of my kitchen countertops and feasting on half a loaf of bread, as well as an unheated first floor, a hole in the second-floor ceiling, indoor air pollution and a landlord who claims he was a former employee with the CIA.

My new home, which needs a massive gardening makeover in the front (maybe a bed of flowers that, from an aerial view, spells out "HILLARY 2016"?).

My new home, which needs a massive gardening makeover in the front (maybe a bed of flowers that, from an aerial view, spells out “YOLO”?).

Luxembourg is 95 percent Catholic

Ninety-five percent of Luxembourg citizens are Catholic. For that, Pope John Paul II gave Prince Guillaume of Luxembourg a nice big papal peck on the forehead.

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Speaking of Luxembourg and popes, Grand Duke Henri sent his heartfelt congratulations to Pope Francis I.

With the Grand Duchess I congratulate wholeheartedly Your Holiness for your election as Bishop of Rome, successor of St. Peter. Together with the people of Luxembourg we welcome the first Pope of the American continent. We wish you a bright and fruitful pontificate and send our thoughts and our prayers as well as our filial attachment.

Luxembourg boasts one of the world’s greenest neighborhoods

A citizen bikes on path in this concept drawing of Hollerich Village in southern Luxembourg.

A citizen bikes on path in this concept drawing of Hollerich Village in southern Luxembourg.

Hollerich Village, a planned “eco-district” in southern Luxembourg, will koin the ranks of the some of the greenest neighborhoods on the planet. Now a member of BioRegional’s One Planet Communities program, the city will promote sustainable living that aims to reduce the carbon footprints of its inhabitants.

The Schuler Group, the developer behind the community, is following a set of 10 principals that earned Hollerich Village its green status. The One Planet principals include:

Zero carbon Zero carbon Making buildings more energy efficient and delivering all energy with renewable technologies.
Zero waste Zero waste Reducing waste, reusing where possible, and ultimately sending zero waste to landfill.
Sustainable transport Sustainable transport Encouraging low carbon modes of transport to reduce emissions, reducing the need to travel.
Sustainable materials Sustainable materials Using sustainable healthy products, with low embodied energy, sourced locally, made from renewable or waste resources.
Local and sustainable food Local and sustainable food Choosing low impact, local, seasonal and organic diets and reducing food waste.
Sustainable water Sustainable water Using water more efficiently in buildings and in the products we buy; tackling local flooding and water course pollution.
Land use and wildlife Land and wildlife Protecting and restoring biodiversity and natural habitats through appropriate land use and integration into the built environment.
Culture and heritage Culture and heritage Reviving local identity and wisdom; supporting and participating in the arts.
Equity and local economy Equity and local economy Creating bioregional economies that support fair employment, inclusive communities and international fair trade.
Health and happiness Health and happiness Encouraging active, sociable, meaningful lives to promote good health and well being.

Image Credit: oneplanetcommunities.org

To learn more about the One Planet Communities project, watch the following video:

Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Parle vous Francais? Click here to visit the village’s website.

Luxembourg’s PM warns current unrest parallels pre-WWI

Jean-Claude Juncker, right, playfully strangles minister Luis de Guindo, left. Or maybe he's just really strangling him for Spain's fiscal irresponsibility?

Jean-Claude Juncker, right, playfully strangles Spanish minister Luis de Guindo, left. Or maybe he’s just really strangling him for Spain’s fiscal irresponsibility?

In an interview with Der Spiegel, the Luxembourg Prime Minister and former Euro Group Chief said rising nationalism among EU members is a dangerous problem that mirrors the demons of the past, those demons being the ones that preceded one of Europe’s darkest conflicts: World War I.

Here is the complete text of the interview:

SPIEGEL: Mr. Prime Minister, it has been seven weeks since you stepped down as head of the Euro Group. Do you sometimes wake up in the middle of the night and think: I absolutely have to give another interview on the euro crisis?

Juncker: No, I’m not suffering from withdrawal symptoms. I would say that I have a balanced state of mind. My life is less hectic and I’m calmer and more relaxed.

SPIEGEL: For eight years, you were a kind of informal president of the monetary union. When you take stock of your accomplishments during this period, don’t you have to admit that Europe has tended to drift apart rather than become more close-knit?

Juncker: For my generation, the monetary union has always been about forging peace. Today, I notice with a certain sense of regret that far too many Europeans are returning to a regional and national mindset.

SPIEGEL: What do you mean by that?

Juncker: The way some German politicians have lashed out at Greece when the country fell into the crisis has left deep wounds there. I was just as shocked by the banners of protesters in Athens that showed the German chancellor in a Nazi uniform. Sentiments suddenly surfaced that we thought had been finally relegated to the past. The Italian election was also excessively anti-German and thus un-European.

SPIEGEL: You’re exaggerating. No one today seriously doubts peace and friendship in Europe.

Juncker: That’s true. But anyone who believes that the eternal issue of war and peace in Europe has been permanently laid to rest could be making a monumental error. The demons haven’t been banished; they are merely sleeping, as the wars in Bosnia and Kosovo have shown us. I am chilled by the realization of how similar circumstances in Europe in 2013 are to those of 100 years ago.

SPIEGEL: 1913 was the year before the outbreak of World War I. Do you seriously believe that there will be armed conflict in Europe?

Juncker: No, but I see obvious parallels with regard to people’s complacency. In 1913, many people believed that they would never again be a war in Europe. The great powers of the Continent were economically so strongly intermeshed that there was the widespread opinion that they could simply no longer afford to engage in military conflicts. Primarily in Western and Northern Europe, there was a complete sense of complacency based on the assumption that peace had been secured forever.

SPIEGEL: The young generation tends to tune out when Brussels politicians lecture them again about the trenches of Verdun.

Juncker: Indeed, we can’t completely rely on the aberrations of history to explain today’s European necessities. Future-related issues are no less pressing. By the middle of this century, Europe will comprise only a good 7 percent of the world’s population. Already today, over 80 percent of economic growth comes from other regions of the globe. A united Europe is our Continent’s only chance to avoid falling off the world’s radar. The heads of government of Germany, France and the United Kingdom also know that their voice is only heard internationally because they speak through the megaphone of the European Union.

SPIEGEL: The only problem is that a firm commitment to Europe and the monetary union doesn’t pay off politically because it demands unpopular reforms. At the height of the euro crisis, you even said: We heads of government all know what to do, we just don’t know how to get reelected when we do it. Does this still hold true?

Juncker: If I were to give a humorous response, I would say today: For a long time, we didn’t know what to do, and we still weren’t reelected.

SPIEGEL: And what is your serious answer?

Juncker: For starters, we have pushed through a series of far-reaching reforms in Europe. We have kept Greece in the euro zone, introduced bailout mechanisms for the monetary union and established a European banking union. Nevertheless, I am concerned that the temporary calm on the financial markets could weaken the will for renewal. It would send the completely wrong signal if the fear of reforms were to spread throughout Europe again.

SPIEGEL: You are presumably alluding to French President François Hollande.

Juncker: By no means. No one at the Elysée Palace is arguing that France does not need reforms. But the Socialist Party government in Paris objects to demands that it should copy the Agenda 2010 reforms (of the labor market and the welfare system introduced by former German Chancellor Gerhard Schröder one decade ago) — and rightly so. After all, not everything that works in Germany can be transferred one-to-one to France.

SPIEGEL: Following the recent election in Italy, it’s clear that the people of Southern Europe don’t approve of your reform initiatives. Doesn’t this worry you?

Juncker: The results of the Italian election are widely interpreted as an across-the-board rejection of the euro, but there are also other factors at work here. Beppe Grillo has primarily made a name for himself as a critic of his country’s political class, while Silvio Berlusconi has promised to lower taxes. By contrast, the party that ran the most vehemently anti-euro campaign, the Lega Nord, lost many of its voters. Consequently, I don’t see the Italian election result as primarily a vote against the euro and the European reform policy.

SPIEGEL: You always have an amazing ability to sugar coat the European plight. The reality is that the big loser of the election was outgoing Italian Prime Minister Mario Monti, whose Europe-friendly course was soundly rejected. Does that spell the end of the reform policy in Italy?

Juncker: That would be a serious mistake. The consequence of the Italian election result cannot be that we suddenly return to the policies that caused this mess. It is not possible to combat the financial and economic crisis by saddling an already heavily indebted state with new debts. There is no getting around a solid budgetary policy.

SPIEGEL: In other words, Italian politicians should pursue a policy that the majority of the population does not support.

Juncker: I’m going to make a bold statement: One shouldn’t pursue the wrong policies just because one is afraid of not being reelected. Those who intend to govern have to take responsibility for their countries and for Europe as a whole. This means, if need be, that they have to pursue the right policies, even if many voters think they are the wrong ones.

SPIEGEL: If push comes to shove, politicians should disregard the will of the people. Isn’t that a rather odd understanding of democracy?

Juncker: Of course politicians should respect the will of the people as much as possible, provided they adhere to the European treaties. If the Italians intend to roll back the real estate tax, then they will have to come up with some other way of meeting their commitments. In Europe, even more so than in national politics, we have to follow the principle laid down by Martin Luther: Use language that the people will understand, but don’t just tell them what they want to hear.

‘I Feel Very Close to the Chancellor’

SPIEGEL: You’ve always been good at giving other people lessons. You like to talk about European responsibility, but when it comes to Luxembourg as a financial center, you vehemently defend national interests.Juncker: That is grossly incorrect. The truth is that whenever progress has been made in Europe on common tax regulations, it happened under the leadership of Luxembourg — or, more precisely, under my leadership. On June 24, 1991 — I was a young finance minister at the time — at 7:45 p.m., we approved the harmonization of value-added and consumption taxes. In 1997, under my direction, the Economic and Financial Affairs Council (ECOFIN) adopted a European taxation on the interest earned on savings in combination with a code of conduct on business taxation to remove harmful tax competition within the EU.

SPIEGEL: This agreement was only reached after Luxembourg, along with other countries, blocked a harmonization of taxation of savings for years.

Juncker: Correct. But has it never occurred that progress was only possible in Europe after Germany changed its position? Breaking a taboo at home requires careful preparation. It took a great deal of persuasion on my part in Luxembourg to introduce a tax on the interest accrued on savings.

SPIEGEL: Recently, a large number of EU countries, including Germany and France, have come out in favor of introducing a tax on financial transactions. Why has Luxembourg voted against this?

Juncker: I was in principle a supporter of this tax. I was even in favor of only introducing this tax in the euro zone if we failed to convince the remaining EU members. But then a number of euro countries also rejected it, including Ireland, the Netherlands and a few others. It would put Luxembourg at a competitive disadvantage if we nevertheless accepted this tax.

SPIEGEL: After 18 years in office, you will run for the job of prime minister again in next year’s general elections in Luxembourg. Why are you making the same mistakes as your political mentor, Helmut Kohl, who missed the ideal moment to make his exit and was voted out of office after leading Germany for 16 years?

Juncker: I have known a great many politicians who have not managed to stay in power for 16 years. I have nevertheless already managed to remain at the helm for 18 years. I still want to achieve a great many things for my country. Experience is not a disadvantage here, especially as the head of government of a small country in a European setting that has become more difficult.

SPIEGEL: Could it be that you see yourself as irreplaceable?

Juncker: In the highest government office, you have to be ready to bow out at any time, otherwise you are not a free individual anymore. It’s not as if I don’t have a decent profession to fall back on. I am a lawyer, so I see myself as still capable of being reintegrated into society.

SPIEGEL: You are now 58 years old. Would you be tempted by one of the other top EU jobs?

Juncker: No. In 2004, I could have easily become the president of the European Commission since all member states were asking me to take this position. But I had promised the people of Luxembourg that I would remain their head of government.

SPIEGEL: What about succeeding Herman Van Rompuy as the president of the European Council (the powerful body representing the 27 EU leaders)?

Juncker: I told all the heads of state and government who asked me back in 2009 — and this was a sizable majority — that I would take the job, and I would have done so, but some people apparently didn’t want me …

SPIEGEL: You are referring to German Chancellor Angela Merkel and then French President Nicolas Sarkozy.

Juncker: Why should I become something today that I could have become in 2009? To be honest, that just seems silly to me.

SPIEGEL: You also announced on a number of occasions that you wanted to step down as head of the Euro Group, but then you extended your tenure in office at the request of the other members.

Juncker: You can consider this carved in stone: I rule out becoming Herman Van Rompuy’s successor.

SPIEGEL: This September, general elections will be held in Germany to elect new representatives for the national parliament, the Bundestag. Would you campaign for the conservative Christian Democratic Union (CDU) if you were asked to?

Juncker: I have already been asked, and I have agreed. I recently spoke with the governor of the German state of Saarland to arrange dates for Bundestag election campaign events. I have always campaigned for the CDU, very often together with the chancellor.

SPIEGEL: And what does your friend, SPD chancellor candidate Peer Steinbrück, say about that?

Juncker: I have also often spoken at SPD events and events organized by the Green Party, but I don’t intend to endorse the campaigns of the Social Democrats and the Greens.

SPIEGEL: Nevertheless, you are politically much closer to the European policy of the Social Democrats. For instance, you support euro bonds, which are rejected by top CDU politicians.

Juncker: This may sound presumptuous, but it is really up to the CDU and the SPD to position themselves with respect to me. Why do I have to say with whom I have more in common on individual issues?

SPIEGEL: If you are supporting Merkel’s CDU campaign, then you also have to endorse the chancellor’s policy on Europe.

Juncker: I feel very close to the chancellor and the CDU. But aside from that, I would like to challenge a few preconceptions during the German election campaign. As you know, it is a very widely held view in Germany that only the Germans are committed to the two-pronged approach of solidarity and solidity. I would like to point out that the European Commission has never initiated proceedings against Luxembourg for an excessive budgetary deficit, but it has done so against Germany.

SPIEGEL: During the upcoming election campaign, do you intend to quote Merkel’s oft-cited comment: “If the euro fails, Europe fails”?

Juncker: During our religious instruction in school, we always asked: How can one prove the existence of God? And I have learned that the Catholic Church, which is never at a loss for an answer when it comes to existential questions, responds as follows: This question simply does not arise. The question of whether the euro will survive does not arise either and, consequently, I won’t even attempt a theoretical answer to your question about the German chancellor’s comment.

SPIEGEL: Mr. Prime Minister, we thank you for this interview.

Translated from the German by Paul Cohen

Luxembourg tells Scotland not to secede from UK

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Luxembourg has got some advice for Scotland: don’t dump the Queen.

Scotland will hold a referendum in 2014 so its citizens can decide whether they want to remain part of the United Kingdom. But Luxembourg Foreign Minister Jean Asselborn said that with the current economic catastrophe still causing problems in Europe, member states need to remain united, rather than “going separate ways,” according to the BBC.

In response to Asselborn’s imploration, Scottish Deputy First Minister Nicola Sturgeon said, “Go choke on some haggis, ya bastard.” OK, maybe I’m assuming that’s what she thought when she heard Asselborn’s remarks. She actually said that the foreign minister is “entitled to his view.”

If Scotland becomes its own country, the current government aspires to apply for EU citizenship and does not support the Conservative effort, headed by Prime Minister David Cameron, for an in/out referendum on EU membership for the UK.

According to the Scotsman, the Scottish government wants out of the UK before the referendum.

“Our hope and expectation is that before the UK government holds its planned in/out EU referendum in 2017, Scotland will be an independent nation with our own seat at the top table,” the (Scottish government) spokeswoman said.

So why does this upset Luxembourg? Perhaps because support for the EU in Scotland remains relatively higher than in England and Wales. In a YouGov poll, the Scottish population was split 43/43 for withdrawing or remaining in the EU, compared to 51/35 and 46/38 in England and Wales respectively. If Scotland hightails it out of the UK, there would be fewer people supporting the EU in the 2017 in/out referendum. If the United Kingdom left the EU, it might be huge blow to the organization’s future.

A Luxembourg Feast, Part II

I made some of my favorite Luxembourg recipes last night for dinner, starting with Bouneschlupp, a green bean soup that incorporates green beans (obviously), carrots, shallots, potatoes, garlic, bacon, bratwurst, sour cream and some more bacon — you can never go wrong with having too much bacon. As a side dish, I fried several servings of potato pancakes topped with sour cream and organic apple sauce. To wash it all down, I bought a large bottle of Double IPA, which, at least to my knowledge, has no cultural connection to the Grand Duchy, but please correct me if I’m wrong.

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For dessert, I tried something new. Apparently Luxembourgers like plum tarts, also called quetsche tort. Using a super easy Barefoot Contessa recipe, I baked this:

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Sarah and I ate HALF of it.

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But it’s OK; it’s mostly fruit. Well, that and one and a half sticks of butter and some other not-so-healthy baking ingredients. So what, who cares?! It’s delectable.

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Clarifying the translation part of the application process

Thanks to a couple of followers to this blog, I’ve been able to get some clarification about the application for Luxembourg dual-citizenship.

One DOES NOT need to translate the vital records for the first phase of the application. Two followers of this blog have been kind enough to share this with me, and one even provided some documentation and audio as evidence that one does not need to go through the hassle of translating the vital records.

HOWEVER, when you go in-person to apply in Luxembourg, everything must be translated into either German or French. The amount of documents in this stage of the application process is minimal, so don’t worry about having to pony up a lot of money to get an official translation of these documents.

Here is the audio of the phone conversation one of the followers had with Mme Natacha Block, who can be reached at  (+352) 247-84051. Click on the following link, which will take you to a Google doc, and download the MP3 file to hear the conversation.

https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B9LY-5dD6xrZdHNKWGZwb2czRTg/edit

In addition, here is a template letter that can be attached to all the vital record documents when you request your certificat de nationalité.

Certificate Request Model

Lastly, the blog follower also provided me with an invaluable contact in the Service de l’Indigénat, named Xavier Drebenstedt. He can be reached via email at xavier.drebenstedt@mj.etat.lu or nationalite@mj.public.lu.

Thanks to my followers for all the help, guidance and generosity. This is your blog as much as it is mine. Villmols merci!